tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193966631269150077.post2504035194949035427..comments2022-10-26T13:41:10.123-04:00Comments on South Bay Soliloquy: I am a 12-year-old boy trapped in a woman's bodyJillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01835699337204983553noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193966631269150077.post-50474844924675143642007-08-27T03:24:00.000-04:002007-08-27T03:24:00.000-04:00Last year I got "naughty bits" into a headline in ...Last year I got "naughty bits" into a headline in the school paper, giggled for the rest of the night, and popped it into my ACES portfolio because what the hell. <BR/><BR/>That ACES conference was great, but my favorite part happened when I wasn't even there: They projected my headlines all big during the opening session. Which means ...<BR/><BR/>I forced the best people in my field to admire my 2-foot-tall naughty bits. <BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure that'll stand as the high point of my journalism career. But as long as there are headlines to be written and genitals to be referenced, I'm going to keep trying to top myself. <BR/><BR/>(Haha, top myself.)Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05399100182383432713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193966631269150077.post-72071874984326166492007-08-26T12:12:00.000-04:002007-08-26T12:12:00.000-04:00I'm with ya. Last night I was having a conversati...I'm with ya. Last night I was having a conversation with a guy - he was talking about joysticks for video games and said "this joystick only goes ONE way" and I nearly spit my martini on him. oops.Marisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10071013960717010630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193966631269150077.post-29816055268445317302007-08-26T11:18:00.000-04:002007-08-26T11:18:00.000-04:00Yeah, Lauren. That would crack me up, too.Potty hu...Yeah, Lauren. That would crack me up, too.<BR/>Potty humor, masturbation innuendo, dick jokes... all funny.<BR/>Yep. 12 years old.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835699337204983553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193966631269150077.post-42859879328894681482007-08-26T03:53:00.000-04:002007-08-26T03:53:00.000-04:00Love it! I've been trying for weeks to get the TV ...Love it! <BR/><BR/>I've been trying for weeks to get the TV people downstairs to sell me an "Everyone Loves a Woodie" poster ...Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05399100182383432713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193966631269150077.post-29908311092093925672007-08-26T02:34:00.000-04:002007-08-26T02:34:00.000-04:00Only way to make it better would be if a Bimbo bre...Only way to make it better would be if a Bimbo bread truck were next to the meatwagon!Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03534709331474069524noreply@blogger.com