One guy talking to another:
"My wife says my chorizo always comes out dry."
OK, OK. They were talking about grilling, but still.
Oh, and ain't that picture kinda nasty?
Soliloquy: 1) an act or instance of talking to oneself 2) lines in a drama in which a character reveals his or her thoughts to the audience, but not to other characters, by speaking as if to himself or herself